puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i out mim tonsoeep
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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