I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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