We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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