East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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