Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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