I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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