he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You need Xanax blowdarts
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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