She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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