last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Randomize
