is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i believe in u and ur pee
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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