And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
from now on my penis is your penis
...so i touched it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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