let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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