you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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