Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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