then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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