I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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