I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
