Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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