yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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