You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You dont lie about slip and slides
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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