arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize