wrigley field is MILF paradise
so that wasnt chicken after all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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