I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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