You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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