Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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