Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
