Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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