At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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