I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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