i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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