Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
