after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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