he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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