Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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