I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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