That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
