I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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