The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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