It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just high enough for therapy.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Also, beer. Big fan.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
