I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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