they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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