i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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