Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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