'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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