You're my little dorito
wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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