My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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