quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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