so explain again why im purple
no
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Randomize
