Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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