No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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