Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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