Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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