I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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