Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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