Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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