Dual....:-)
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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