worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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