I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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