Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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